This is one of the two hidden tracks in Nan's Song (Escapology, 12 min. 10 sec. if you
to find it). It's a pretty easy song to learn for an accoustic guitar.
D Dmaj7
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
D7
Who came third in World War Two?
G
Did Sooty sleep with Sue
Gm7 D
These things I think a-bout
Asus4 A7
When I'm out with you
(Piano appegio comes in)
D Dmaj7
What are the holes in biros for?
D7
Which one's which in The Corrs?
G
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Gm7 D
Cause frankly you're a bore
Asus4 A7
And I'm not
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
Dm7 G7
And if it's le-eaving season
Cmaj7 Am7
You're second o-on the bill
Dm7 G7
If you won't le-eave me baby
E7 F (ring)
I'll find someone who will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
F (ring)
I'm sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried lo-o-ove
(Key change back to D, piano appegio)
D Dmaj7
Does God ever get it wrong?
D7
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
G
Why is Christmas Day so long?
Gm7 D Asus4
It just goes on and on and on
A7
Like you
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
Dm7 G7
And if it's le-eaving season
Cmaj7 G/B Am7
You're the se-e-cond o-on the bill
Dm7 G7
If you won't le-eave me baby
E7 F
I'll find someone who will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried lo-o-ove
F
I'm sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried love
C B/F#
Key Change to D
Em A Dmaj7 G
Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do
Em A F#7 G
Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do
G A Dmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
G
I'm sorry
G A Dmaj7
I tried lo-o-ove
D Dmaj7
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D7
D'you think that Adam fancied Eve?
G
What if Eve could not con-ceive?
Gm D
And he had to breed with Steve
A7 (ring)
We'd all be ga-ay
NC
(Laughs)