geoff mack and rick moranis
Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
INTRO: A
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I never go nowhere man, I never go nowhere
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Traffic's bad out there man, I'm savin' wear and tear
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I like conditioned air man I never go nowhere
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I go upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs
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Livin' room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room
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Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer
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Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video
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Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg
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Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial, order in
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I ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't goin' nowhere
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It's dangerous out there man, mighta been a big bomb scare
E A
Hard to get off of this easy chair, I ain't goin' nowhere
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I go online, dsl, Amazon, buy and sell
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Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today
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plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge
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J. Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
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JPEG, e-mail, pop-up she-male
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Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam, I think it's ma'am
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I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
D A
It's a bungle-jungle out there man, some kid got mauled by a bear
E A
Surround sound in my own lair, I ain't goin' nowhere
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I got perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
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Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on
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PIN code, keypad, relay, pepper spray
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Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play
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Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibell
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Choppers up, sonic boom, activate the panic room
SOLO
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I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
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Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
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Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax
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Plavix, Keflex, next day FedEx
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Zithromax, Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax
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Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em all
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I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
D A
I'm cuttin' my own hair man, nothin' I need out there
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Outside sunny but inside Cher, I ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere
OUTRO: A
http://rickmoranis.com/