The Universe Song by Eric Idle
Introduction:
(spoken)
Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown
And things seem sad or tough
And people are useless or obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough
Verse 1:
[G7] Just xx
[C] member xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx xx x xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx
revolving xx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xx [G7] hour
and orbiting at nineteen miles a second so it's reckoned
a xxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xx xxx xxx [C] power
Now the sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are [A7] moving x xxxxxxx xxxxx x [F] day
In xx [F7] outer xxxxxx xxx xx xxxxx [C] thousand xxxxx xx xxxx
of xxx [G7] galaxy xx xxxx xxx xxxxx [C] Way
Verse 2:
[C] Our xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx x xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx
it's x xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxx xx [G7] side
it bulges in the middle sixty thousand light-years thick
but xxx xx xx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx [C] wide
We're thiry thousand light-years from galactic central point
We xx [A7] 'round xxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx [F] years
and xxx [F7] galaxy xxxxxx xx xxx xx [C] millions xx xxxxxxxx xx xxxx
A[G7]mazing and Expanding Uni[C]verse!
Verse 3:
[C] The xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxx
in xxx xx xxx xxxxxxxxxx xx xxx [G7] whiz
as fast as it can go the speed of light y'know
twelve xxxxxxx xxxxx x xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxx [C] fastest xxxxx xxxxx xx
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How x [A7] mazingly xxxxxxxx xx xxxx [F] birth
And [F7] pray xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxx [C] somewhere xx xx xxxxx
Cause xxxxxxx [G7] bugger-all xxxx xxxx xx [C] Earth