[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I wish that I could be as basic as you
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Happy snapping filtered photos of food
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Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse
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'Cause you're way more funny on a xanny or two
[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm never gonna be like you
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I'm never gonna be like you
F#m
How do you feel under all that concealer?
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Are you breathing?
[Chorus]
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I can be your friend
A
If we just play pretend
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Fatal 'cause we're femme
A
Turning boys into men
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We're getting high
A
On sororicide
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Yeah, I can be your friend
A
If we just play pretend
[Post-Chorus]
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend
[Verse 2]
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Branded with your feminist tattoo
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But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop
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Heather, tell me what is your father wound?
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I hate that I just wanna look like you
[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm never gonna be like you
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I'm never gonna be like you
F#m
How do you feel under all that concealer?
A
Are you breathing?
[Chorus]
E C#m
I can be your friend
A
If we just play pretend
E C#m
Fatal 'cause we're femme
A
Turning boys into men
E C#m
We're getting high
A
On sororicide
E C#m
Yeah, I can be your friend
A
If we just play pretend
[Post-Chorus]
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend
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If we just play pretend