Gb
Ohhhh
Ab
Yeaaaaah
Db
School is really boring
Db
Can't wait for the bell to ring
Gb Ab
??Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!
Db
Gonna party through the night-
Db
Karaoke, pillow fights
Gb
The music's loud, the lights are bright
Ab
It never ends
Gb Ab
I have so many friends!
Db Gb Ab
Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db Gb Ab
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
Db Gb Ab
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db
I steal pets from the popular people
Db
And lock them in my shed
G - A
Db
At school, life can be such a drag
Db
Whitney Jones called me a f**
Gb Ab
But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!
Db
I smiled at Michael in the halls
Db
Then he spread rumors I have b****
Gb Ab
But I taught his dog to hug on command!
G
I have so many friends!
A
Right, dog?!
Db Gb Ab
Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db Gb Ab
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
Db Gb Ab
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db
I steal pets from the popular people
Db
And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
(no chords)
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Rawrrrrrrr
Bbm Db
It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight
Ab Db
And I'm the life of it all
Gb Db
Cats and dogs all groovin' with me
Gb
We're havin' such a ball
Bbm Db Ab Db
I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix
Gb Db
He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes
Ab
Suddenly
Ab
We kiss!
Db Gb Ab
Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db Gb Ab
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
Db Gb Ab
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
Db
I steal pets from the popular people
(no chord)
My parents both are dead
Boo!
Db
I steal pets from the popular people
Gb Ab
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
Db
Then dress them up like the popular people
Gb Ab
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
Db
Yeah I steal pets from the popular people
Gb Ab
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
Db
And dress them up like the popular people
(no chords)
All of them are mine!
Db Gb Ab
I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed
Db Gb Ab Db Gb Ab Db
I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss
Db
Lock them in my shed