[DAVID]
C G
I hope this won't sound impolite
Am F
Or come across as too forthright
Am F
But even though you seem alright I
C G C
Think I'm better than you
C G
Now please do keep this thought in mind
Am F
That's just my personal conviction
C
You're smart and fun
G
You're sweet and kind
Am C
I'd call our friendship an addiction
C G
Your shoes are shined your breath dulce
Am F
But still I find I have to say I
F G C
Think I might be better than you
Em, Em, Sting C (fourth fret) x2, A, A, E7, E7
[DANIEL]
Am E7
You seem impressed with what you've shown
Am
But I don't find it that compelling
Am F Dm Am
You've sung my praise but not your own
Dm E7 Am
And well I think that's pretty telling
Am E7
But while we're on the subject of
F E7
How I'm superb and leagues above
You
Am E7 Am
Ought to know I'm number one
E7 Am F
I know that might be hard to swallow
La La La La
F E7 Am
This hurts you just as much as me
(Oooh...)
E7 Am F
But when this song is sung then you and I'll know
Am F E7 Am
That you're just a nobody
[DAVID]
G C
Well friend I don't know what to say
[DANIEL]
E7 Am
Try starting with your resignation
[DAVID]
C G
Lets end this in the finale
[DANIEL]
E7 Am F
I'm dying in anticipation
in time with david
E7
You've been outdone
Am
Now I've really won
F
But it was fun
E7
Your end's begun and
E7 Am F
Now I know I'm better than you
F E7 Am
And I'll prove it to you too
Am E7
So watch as I identify
Am E7
The skill to show I qualify
Am E7
Like keeping up this camp charade
Am E7 F Am
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them
(no chord)
Oh wait