[Intro]
F# F5 (x4)
[Verse]
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Your life is shit, Shit
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Your life is bogus, Bull
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Your life is crime, Crime
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Your life is hell, Hell
[Chorus]
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
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I'm gonna die, with my libido
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I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5
I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me
[Bridge]
F# F5 (x2)
[Verse]
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Your life is shit, Shit
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Your life is clean, Its clean
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Your life is lame, It's not so funny
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Your life is stale, frail, frail
[Chorus]
F#5 E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!
[Bridge]
F# F5 (x2)
[Mid-section]
F# F5 (x4)
Play (x18) with spoken lyrics (below)
Your life is shit
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars,
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood
And cut them up into two by two feet squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap
And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach
And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar
For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
I've been sleeping on
[Chorus]
F#5 E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5
I'm going to hell on my libido
F#5 E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5
I'm gonna die on my libido
F#5 E5 B C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die on my libido
E5 B5 C5 F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5 B5 C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!
[Outro]
F# F5 (x4)
F#5