[Intro]
| Bm//A | F#m//G |
| Bm//A | F#m Bm |
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I want my P in your V
F#m G
Want you to S on my D
Bm A
Gotta J Off on your T's
F#m ||| | | G Bm | |
Then FYI I wanna F your A
Bm A
O M G,
F#m G
Just stuff your mouth with my Bs
Bm A
Don't LOL at my C
F#m G Bm
And FYI I wanna F your A
[Chorus]
Bm G A
Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean
F#m G
But just in case, I will provide the translation
Bm G A
Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA
Em F#m
That's the Penis Touching Association
Bm G
Tonight let's watch a DVD
A F#m G
That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately
Bm G
I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE
A Em F#m
I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy
[Verse 2]
Bm A
Holy S
F#m G
I'll bust a N on your chest
Bm A
You know my D is the best
F#m G Bm
And FYI I wanna F your A
Bm A
No F'in' way
F#m G
So how about a BJ?
Bm A
If not, that's also OK
F#m G Bm
But FYI I wanna F your A
[Chorus]
Bm G
Let's play a sexy RPG
A F#m G
While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG
Bm G
Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin
A Em F#m
As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy
Bm G
You'll be a VIP at the DMV
A F#m G
Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory
Bm G
LOL! JK, I love your TLC
A Em F#m
And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP