D Am (x3), B A#
D Am
Good morning Miss can I help you son
D Am
Six-teen today and up for fun
F7
I'm a big boy now or so they say
E7 D Am
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
D Am
Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
D Am
Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
F7
A toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin
E7
Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way
Em C7 B7
Welcome to the House of
Interlude:
D Am (x2)
(Am) D Am
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss you mis-understood
D Am
Six-teen big boy full pint in my manhood
F7
I'm up to date and the date's today
E7
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way
Em C7 B7
Welcome to the House of
D Am (x2), B A#
A D#
I'm sorry son but we don't stock
A F#m
Party gimmicks in this shop
Bm G
Try the House of Fun it's quicker if you run
A A7
This is a chemist's not a Joke Shop
D Am
Party hats simple enough clear
D Am
Compre-hende Savvy Understand Do you hear
D Am
A pack of party hats with the coloured tips
D Am
Too late Gorgon's heard gossip
F7 E7
Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay many happy returns from the day
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way
F#m D7 F#m B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way
F#m D7 F#m C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun