E
I'm a Ravenclaw
D
I like to read books
A
When I cast spells
E
They're off the frickin' hook
E
I'm a Gryffindor
D
I'll fly with my friends
A
We'll never back down
E
And fight to the end
E
I'm a Slytherin
D
I am very rich
A
I'll go on a date
E
With whoever gets the snitch
E
I'm a Hufflepuff
D
Just stayin' relaxed
A
Gimme drinks and friends
E
No feuds we got tact
[Speaking]
(Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.
E D A E
Have a good time
E D A E
A good time
E
I'm a Ravenclaw
D
Got wit beyond measure
A
I can catch a snitch
E
like it's caught up in a tether
E
I'm a Slytherin
D
The house of the snake
A
Come get in my way
E
And get tossed in the lake
E
I'm a Gryffindor
D
And we own the sky
A
Yeah, we always win
E
With our rally cry
E
I'm a Slytherin
D
The top of my class
A
If you disagree
E
I'll kick your Muggle ass
[Speaking]
(Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
E D A E
Let's beat him up
E D A E
Let's beat him up
E
I'm a Slytherin
D
A big fan of Snape
A
If it's a MoM album
E
We have to say Snape
E
I'm a Hufflepuff
D
We're true to the end.
A
United we stand
E
So I'll stand with my friends
E
I'm a Gryffindor
D
As brave as the come
A
And my namesake sword
E
Will get the job done.
E
I'm a Ravenclaw
D
My brain is super fast
A
Like Sheldon Cooper
E
But not a total ass.
[Speaking]
(Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
(Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.
You're out of the band.
E D A E
He's no Spock
E D A E
I don't want to go