[Intro]
Am E C E
[Verse]
Am
Punch bowl
E
Crudités
C
Streamers stream
E
End to end
Am
Cake sits
E
Jello-gels
C
Where the hell's
E
My boyfriend?
Am
White gloves
E
Bouffant dress
C
Hair flipped
E
The latest trends
F
Clutch purse, Cultured pearls
E
Dressed to kill
C Am
my boyfriend
C Am
[Verse]
C Am
You think you can run away?
C Am
Not like it's the first time
C Am
Gonna be hell to pay
C
You better come back crawling
Am
Come back crawling
C Am
Dad almost bought the farm
C Am
Paying for my party
C Am
I should be on your arm
C Am
My guest of honor, now a goner
[Verse]
Am E
I'll go it alone
C D
Just a minor snafu
Am E
Amazing the things
C D
A new outfit can do
Am E
The belle of the ball
C D
Is set to perform
F
Touch-up the makeup
E
And enter the swarm
[Verse]
Am
Prom Queen
E
Flawless skin
C
Straight A's
E
Abstinence
F
Which means, in all ways
E C Am
Does anyone doubt that I'm God sent?
[Verse]
C Am
You think I'm enjoying this?
C Am
Smile, laugh, and curtsy
C Am
You're really destroying this
C Am
No more chumming, guess who's coming
C Am
I'll make you settle down
C Am
Once I sink my claws in
C Am
Mom's got a wedding gown
C Am
And it almost fits me, that's what gets me
[Verse]
Am E
Sneak out the back
C D
Though the party's begun
Am E
It's ruined, it's over
C D
But this girl is not done
[Bridge]
F D
I'll show you what I'm not cut out for
F D
What I can or cannot do
F C D
I'm on my way to the top of the ladder
F C
And I'm on my way to the bottom of you
[End Verse]
C
Pearls off
E
Gloves away
C E
Gonna be hell to pay
F
I'm leaving Daddy
D
Against your will
F
First I'll find
D E
And then I'll kill
Am E
My boyfriend
Am