[Verse 1]
C G C
A wizard has a staff with a knob on the end of it
G C
A wizard has a staff with a knob on the end
G C G C
Of it a wizard has a staff with a knob on
G C
The end of it a wizard has a staff with a knob
G C
Knob knob knob knob
[Verse 2]
C G C
A wizard has a gigantic arsenal of spells to use
G C
A wizard has a gigantic arsenal of spells
G C G C
To use a wizard has a gigantic arsenal
G C
Of spells to use a wizard has a gigantic arse
G C
Arse arse arse arse
[Verse 3]
C G C
A wizard keeps his hands on his dictionary of magic spells
G C
A wizard keeps his hands on his dictionary of ma-
G C G C
Gic spells a wizard keeps his hands on his dictionary
G C
of magic spells a wizard keeps his hands on his dick
G C
Dick dick dick dick
[Verse 4]
C G C
A wizard has a huge leathery bumper fun grimoire
G C
A wizard has a huge leathery bumper fun grim-
G C G C
Oire a wizard has a huge leathery bumper fun
G C
Grimoire a wizard has a huge leathery bum
G C
Bum bum bum bum
[Verse 5]
C G C
A wizard needs a maid with a country estate to run
G C
A wizard needs a maid with a country estate
G C G C
To run a wizard needs a maid with a country
G C
Estate to a run a wizard needs a maid with a cunt
G C
Cunt cunt cunt cunt