The Macc Lads – the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" – formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they become notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base. They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes.
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)
Intro....GDFD x 4, GDED x 4
G Well, she wore big knickers, GDED And she worked on a sewage farm, G I got me hand down her jeans an', GDED I nearly lost half me arm, FD But after ten pints,she looked quite fit, CBb Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits. GEFE Sweaty Betty, x2
GGDED So I said slap that and ride the ripples, GGDED I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples, FD She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts, CBb Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.
G Sweaty Betty, D She eats a lot of pies, F Sweaty Betty, D She's got enormous thighs, G Sweaty Betty, D Have you smelt her breath, F Sweaty Betty, D She'll crush A man to death GDED x2.
GGDED And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her, GGDED So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger, FD I couldn't believe the size of her bum, CBb She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.