You'll notice I put the chords above the vowel sounds in the chorus rather than at the beginnings of words. This was intentional because the vocals are slightly syncopated during that part.
Verse 1:
C
Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes
Am
And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
E
Because your hair sticks up your shoes are untied
Bb F Bb F
I hope that you got that shirt at half price
C
And every word I say falls flat on the floor
Am
I try to tell a joke he's heard it before
E
And I don't think that I can take it no more
Bb F Bb F
He's driving me right out of my front door
Chorus:
C G E F
Why do you do what you do to me baby
C G E F
Shaking my confidence driving me crazy
C G E F
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
G
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you
C G F
Can't you just pretend to be nice
C G F
Could you at least pretend to be nice
C G F
If you could just pretend to be nice
G
Well everything in my life would be alright
Break:
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F C
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo hooooooooo
Verse 2:
C
And I try so hard just to figure him out
Am
But he won't tell me what he's thinking about
E
And then he falls asleep on the living room couch
Bb F Bb F
With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out
C
And then he disappears for a week at a time
Am
And then he shows up just like everything's fine
E
I don't get what goes on in his mind
Bb F Bb F
But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines
Chorus:
C G E F
Why do you do what you do to me baby
C G E F
Shaking my confidence driving me crazy
C G E F
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
G
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you
C G F
But can't you just pretend to be nice
C G F
Could you at least pretend to be nice
C G F
If you could just pretend to be nice
G
Everything in my life would be alright
Break:
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
C G
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
E F C
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo hooooooooo
Key Change/Solo:
D, Bm, F#, C G C G
Chorus:
D A F# G
Why do you do what you do to me baby
D A F# G
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy
D A F# G
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
A
I don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you
D A G
But can't you just pretend to be nice
D A G
Could you at least pretend to be nice
D A G
If you could just pretend to be nice
A
Everything in my life would be alright
Layered vocals, repeat to fadeout:
D A
Can't you just pre
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
F# G
tend to be nice
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
D A
Could you at least pre
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
F# G
tend to be nice
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
D A
You could just pre
Ooh whee ooh whee Ooh whee ooh whee
F# G
tend to be nice
Ooh whee ooh hooooooooo
A D
Everything in my life would be alright alright