[Chorus]
G
Armed and dangerous
F C
Versus stoned and lazy
G Dm C
No doubt who'd come out on top
G
Lost and running
F C
Versus convicted felon
G Dm C
I'll be the one in the squad car
Am C
If there is ever a problem again
Am D
I can just call up my friend
G C G D
Detective McCain
[Verse 1]
G C
Lighter in hand, [?] on the table
G D
Detective McCain knocks on my door
G C
Flashes his badge, shows me a picture
G D G
Says 'son, have you ever seen this one before?'
[Verse 2]
G C
So I shook my head, too scared to answer
G D
The smell on my breath 'bout to spell out my in
G C
I ask 'what's he done?' as my friend was leaving
G D G
With a hand on his gun, said 'he's a dangerous man'
[Chorus]
G
Armed and dangerous
F C
Versus stoned and lazy
G Dm C
No doubt who'd come out on top
G
Lost and running
F C
Versus convicted felon
G Dm C
I'll be the one in the squad car
Am C
If there is ever a problem again
Am D
I can just call up my friend
G C G D
Detective McCain
[Verse 3]
I locked the door, I held myself hostage
I lay on the floor 'til I talk myself down
Life, she ain't so kind, but what are the chances
The next it's me, oh when the man rolls around
[Chorus]
Armed and dangerous
Versus stoned and lazy
No doubt who'd come out on top
Lost and running
Versus convicted felon
I'll be the one in the squad car
And if there is ever a problem again
I can just call up my friend
Detective McCain
[Outro]
G
Armed and dangerous
F
Versus stoned and lazy
G
No doubt who'd come out on top
G F C
Detective McCain