Source: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/The_Town_Crotch/Tabs
Original Chords: M_pony
Drop D, Capo 3
D G
The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road
D G
It was almost cold enough to snow
Em Bm
None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride
C G A7
In the back of someone's G-TO
D G
She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup
D G
It was like I'd never seen a girl before
Em Bm
Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair
C G A7
With the hair she was six foot four
Bb Bdim(x2313x) C C#dim(xx2323)
I recognized.. her face.. right away
[chorus]
D
She was the town crotch
G
She was good to go anytime
D
She was the town crotch
G
But I loved her like she was mine
A G
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
G/C G D
But I remember the town crotch
G/C G D
I remember the town crotch
D G
I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat
D G
You can hardly taste the alcohol
Em Bm
Watched her from a distance but I never said a word
C G A7
I was young and I felt so small
Bb Bdim C C#dim
I was no one then, who was I?
[repeat chorus]
G/C G D
We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars
G/C G D
Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire
G/C G D
We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars
G/C G A7
Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire
D G
The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran
D G
My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride
Em Bm
She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down
C G A7
She said "Hey kid, get inside".
Bb Bdim C C#dim
Then she asked my name and drove me home
D
She was the town crotch
G
She was good to go anytime
D
She was the town crotch
G
But I loved her like she was mine
A G
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
G/C G D
But I remember the town crotch
G/C G D
I remember the town crotch
G/C G D
I remember the town crotch
G/C(x32033) G D