[Verse]
D
I spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
C
and I don’t get paid for at least a damn week.
D
wifi went out about an hour ago
C
so I can’t watch the damn rodeo.
D
Mud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean
C
Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.
D
can’t get no lovin from the microwave oven.
C
but my hungry man is frozen so I guess I’m eating nothin.
[Pre-Chorus]
Am Dm
Every dog, supposed to get his day.
C Dm D
but joy is just a needle in a stack of hay.
Am Dm
misery is said to love company
C Dm D
well ain’t nobody ever gave a damn about me.
[Chorus]
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, a walking tragedy
F
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
C
I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
F
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
Dm
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
F F
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
C F C
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
D
with bad luuuuuck
D C D C
[Verse 2]
D
My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.
C Dm
The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle.
D
tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
C
But the Heffer only had one big udder
D
Rooster keeps waking me up too early
C Dm
first date went bad with my second cousin Shirley.
D
Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
C Am
damnit I just knocked over my last cold beer
[Pre-Chorus]
Am F Dm
I’ve been insulted by my own reflection.
C Dm
my last lover only left behind an infection
Am Dm
She’d be here if not for one sad factor
C D
I couldn’t get her off with the size of my…tractor
[Chorus 2]
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy
F
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
C
I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
F
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
Dm
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
F
when I come into a room, everybody scatter
C F
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
- with bad luuuuuck
Dm
Yah i’m bad luck, and it sucks.
F
i’ll probably end up marrying my truck.
C
Bet you think this song is a lie
F
but I haven’t slept for years without a good cry
Dm
black cats follow every move I make
F
trustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake
C F C
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
- with bad luuuuuck
Dm