********Tabbed by syphaxe********
http://herzogsounds.bandcamp.com/track/slowest-romance
Dreamy, mellaxing, mumble cut...
The Em can easily be a Bm or some variation
C G
Slowest romance in rock 'n roll
C G
The sound of hipsters growin' old
D C
We cuddle before we fuck
D C Em Am
Discouraged but we're not givin' up
C G
I take a look at what might be
C G
A million girls lookin' at me
D C
They want the doctor but can't be the nurse
D C Em Am
Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse
C G
I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight
C G
We'll peak when we are 28
D C
A year for me and five in your past
D C Em Am
But I feel it comin' on fast
C G
I'm glad we made it out alive
C G
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh
C G
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh
D C
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh
D C Em Am
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh
C G
I've an ex that's for sure
C G
I gave my youth to her
D C
I started late but so whut!
D C Em Am
Number of lovers is not how I judge
C G
Promise not to talk to much
C G
You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch
D C
I only see you once a week
D C Em Am
But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek
C G
So take me as I am
C G
I'm too tired to pretend
D C
And I'll take you as you are
D C Em Am
'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......
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