[Intro]
C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C
[Verse 1]
C F C
Morons are sinking this ship
Am F C G
We're on the way to being dead cuz there's a drop off straight ahead
F G E Am G
We sailed out unprepared, now they expect us all to float
F G C
These morons are crashing this boat
C F C
And idiots are breeding like flies
Am F C G
These kids can't cross their "t's" and don't care to dot their "i's"
F G E Am G
Stupid people think that they should populate the Earth
F G C
Well I hope they all have stillbirths
[Solo]
C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C
[Verse 2]
C F C
And assholes are running this world
Am F C G
They herd us up like sheep while writing laws for us to keep
F G E Am G
There's more idiots than assholes, but they'll never overcome
F G C
Cuz idiots, are too fucking dumb
[Bridge]
G F C
And which word best describes you if you look deep into your soul
Am F C
Maybe your just like me
G F C
A moron, an idiot, or an asshole
Am F C
Maybe you encompass all three
G F C
But what's the difference between a moron and an idiot?
Am F C
There's no difference, we're pretty much the same
G F C E Am G
But that should make it easier to define yourself
F G C
Your probably just a dickhead with no brain
[Verse 3]
C F C
And we're morons and idiots and we're assholes
Am F C G
We've been fucking up this world since day 1
F G E Am G
The assholes call it progress, and the idiots just don't care
F G C
And the morons are just having fun
F G
As we sink this shit down in the sea
E Am G
Well it's OK with me
F G C E
As long as we're all having fun
F G C E
As long as we're all having fun
F G C
As long as we're all having fun
[Outro]
C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C