The Ballad of Laverne and Captain Flint ('Heartworn Highways' version)
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Here comes Martha runnin' down the pier
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Lord it looks like Captain Flint is here
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You get the bow, I get the stern
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Lord would you look at that Laverne
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Flint's got shrimp from the deep blue sea.
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and buckets of fish for you and me
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But Old Flint's boat is fine and she's called the Miss-Inclined
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And there's no home port painted on her stern
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And they say she's like a ghost up and down that Texas coast
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But you saw home didn't you Laverne?
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Daddy says Flint is a weird old bird
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And what's more I have heard
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That his nets are charmed by a woman who knew
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How to work that Louisiana voo-doo
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Laverne get away from that boat you hear
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your mama don't want you hangin' round here
Chorus