I Want To Meet Richard Dreyfuss by Gabriel Gundacker
[Chorus 1]
F, C, Dm, C
C F G C
Hello, don't mean to interrupt your flow
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But I've got something you need to know
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And it's very specific so here we go
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I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss
D G A D
I know, but if you know anywhere he goes
G A Bm
Or have his email or contact info
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I would go very low because
G D Em D
I need to meet Richard Dreyfuss
[Verse 1]
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What's his handshake like?
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What does he wear?
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What's his relationship with his family? (Questions we all wanna know)
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What does he smell like?
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Doesn't he care
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That someone would go this hard
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To try to meet Richard Dreyfuss?
[Verse 2]
C D/C
I wanna see how his bald head shines
Em/C D/C
How the light reflects on his moustache
C D/C
Did you ever see Mr Holland's Opus?
Em/C D/C
By Richard Dreyfuss, he fuckin crushed that
D Em/D
Do you have his Hulu password?
Fm/D Em/D
Do any of you know if he uses Uber?
D Em/D
Does Richard Dreyfuss live in an apartment?
Fm/D Em/D
Is that apartment in need of a super?
[Bridge]
E A
What LA gym does Richard Dreyfuss attend?
G A
And what's the gym's monthly rate? (He was in Jaws)
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Would he be by the ellipticals?
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Or does he hang around the free weights? (What you talkin' 'bout)
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Does he shop at Wholefoods? Does he bring his own bag?
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Can I buy Richard Dreyfuss some almond milk?
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What model car does he drive? What's his license plate number?
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Do you have access to a police computer?
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Do you know a police officer?
[Chorus 2]
F Bb C F
Okay so, there should be links in the video
Bb C Dm
So that's the place to go
G
If you by any chance happen to know
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Any way to meet Richard Dreyfuss
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I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss
Bb F Gm F
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss