Live @ The Beach Tavern - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd4nwhv80g0
Played two different ways,depending on how you sing it.
I play it: Fullmarx plays it:
Cadd9/E Em7
G Cadd9/E
Em7 G
Dadd11/F#?? Dadd11/F#
Chords played like this:
Cadd9/E = G = Em7 = Dadd11/F# =
e- 3rd e- 3rd e- 3rd e- 3rd
B- 3rd B- 3rd B- 3rd B- 3rd
G- 0 G- 0 G- 0 G- 2nd (or 0)
D- 2nd D- 0 D- 2nd D- 0
A- 3rd A- 2nd A- 2nd A- 0
E- 0 E- 3rd E- 0 E- 2nd
Repeat all through the song
[Verse 1]
Cadd9/E
hey girl i hope you got a donor card,
G
cause i’m known as a lethal weapon whenever my boners hard,
Em7
They commonly ignore the reason it arisen,
Dadd11/F#
My dick is a criminal and dont wanna make your pussy a prison,
Cadd9/E
Or at least a safe place for my jizzm
G
im bringing color to your night life just like light through a prism.
Em7
Cause I'm eating on your clitoris with clinical precision,
Dadd11/F#
yeah i can see the yes in your seductive mannerism,
Cadd9/E
just like they've been printed up in porno magazines,
G
i think your minky juice is somehow seeping through your jeans.
Em7
Whoops i made you look hell even made you touch your bean
Dadd11/F#
Imagining you naked is the greatest that i’ve seen
Cadd9/E
The grip upon your jeans tells me you're probably keen
G
i just need to see proof that you're over 18
Em7
Now you can call a cab while i check your I.D
Dadd11/F#
cause theres something i’ve been dying to see
[Refrain] Cadd9/E
I wanna see your sex face
G
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Em7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/F#??
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/E G
get home and get naked
Em7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/F#
do lots of giving and taking
i want, yeas i want her.
[Verse 2]
Cadd9/E
Well fuck, i think i broke my brand new bed
G
got girlies giving me head while i catch up on my Z’s
Em7
bed spreads looking like its just been egged
Dadd11/F#
shes awaiting the second I'm next getting erect,
Cadd9/E
Lets get in her head,
G
shes buying every blag that i said? couldn't help but open her legs
Em7
when I emptied my nut sack down to the dregs
Dadd11/F#
she trying to hold me down like tent pegs.
Cadd9/E
To prevent this i just sprint when i’m finished
G Em7
an itch on my dick means a stint in the clinic,
?i dont really wanna start a pandemic
Dadd11/F#
so i’m having to have an half hour with the medic.
Cadd9/E
Luckiy the cock swobble was hot
G
she said ‘my names Lolly’ and i said my name was scott
Em7
she told me, that i was STD free,?
Dadd11/F#
so i said theres something I've been dying to see
[Refrain]
Cadd9/E
I wanna see your sex face
G
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Em7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/F#??
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/E G
get home and get naked
Em7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/F#
do lots of giving and taking
i want, yeas i want her.
[Verse 3]
Cadd9/E
i just got home from the clinic and my dick is clean,
G
so im heading out on town i need to flick some bean
Em7
ill meet honeys in victoria jeans with
Dadd11/F#
big booties to think that girlies tearing the seems
Cadd9/E
fullmarx smells heat from a thousand yards,
G
and I'm on it like sonic for a moments pass
Em7
when i’m hungover no one ever even asks
Dadd11/F#
i just get pounding on the pussy to the rhythm of my bars
Cadd9/E
so i, start slow, and get little faster
G
frantically fucking ’til on of us needs a plaster.
Em7
Dont need to wonder just how long I'm gonna last for
Dadd11/F#
by the time I'm finished you’ll be declaring me your master.
Cadd9/E G
?Yep, I'm quick on the reload too,? cup of tea and a reefa got me feeling brand new,
Em7
i got a thousand ways to please you while your legs are shut
Dadd11/F#
but i dont wanna get to know you girl-
[Refrain]
Cadd9/E
- I wanna see your sex face
G
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Em7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/F#??
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/E G
get home and get naked
Em7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/F#
do lots of giving and taking
Cadd9/E
oh yes, yeas i want to se her sexface