Marshall Bruce Mathers III (St Joseph, Misuri, 17 de octubre de 1972), conocido por su nombre artístico Eminem (estilizado EMIN?M) y también por su álter ego Slim Shady, es un rapero, productor discográfico y actor estadounidense. Su nombre artístico proviene de la unión de las iniciales de Marshall Mathers: M&M («Em and Em», estilizándose como Eminem).
Eminem es el artista con más ventas de la década de 2000 en los Estados Unidos. A lo largo de su carrera
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I rated it intermediate, because C#dim is quite difficult to get on so fast :)
[Eminem] A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on records or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that.. I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well, shit.. if you believe that then I'll kill you You know why? Cause I'm a
EmC#dim CRIMINAL C CRIMINAL Em You god damn right EmC#dim I'm a CRIMINAL CEm Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL
[Eminem] Em My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
C#dim That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
C Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Em Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
C#dim Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
C That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
Em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me!
C#dim And I was just checking the mail Get it? Checking the 'male'?
C How many records you expecting to sell
Em after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
C#dim Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
C Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Em Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car
C#dim And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
C Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
Em You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
C#dim I watch TV, and Comcast cable
C and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
Em You can't stop me from topping these charts And you can't stop me from dropping each March
C#dim with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
C Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Em Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
Em I'm a CRIMINAL
C#dim Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
C to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
Em but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird and keep going, I don't take shit from no one
[Eminem]
Em My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed
C#dim The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
C It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Em Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
C#dim But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
C So as I got older and I got a lot taller
Em My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
C#dim than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
C My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Em Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
C#dim You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy
C I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
Em in plane crashes and laughs As long as it ain't happened to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
C#dim -inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
C Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
Em He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
C#dim Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
C I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
Em I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a CRIMINAL
(Just play the chords while they interlude)
[Interlude Skit] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there [Eminem] Aight I'll be right here waiting on you [Eminem] Aight Yo Em [Eminem] What?! Don't kill nobody this time [Eminem] Awwright... god damn, fuck... (whistling) how you doin'? [Teller] HI, how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl [Teller] Okay [Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you! [Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me [Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around... [Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me... [Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!
[Eminem]
Em Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
C#dim So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
C So I'll be disguised in it
Em And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness
C#dim Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
C Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
Em This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*] If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
C#dim tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
C You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
Em to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*] Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up