[intro]
C
Waltz
[verse]
C G
I'm a victim of dyslexia I can't tell my left right my from
G7 C
And therefore whenever I string words together the order keeps wronging out come
C C7 F
But that's perfectly K.O. as long as I know there' peeps of lottle like me
F C G C C7
So join with me now and we'll sing us a round of the lysdexic melody
[chorus]
F C G C C7
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
F C G C
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
[verse]
C G
I'm a victim of dyslexia and I it's uh gettin' worser
G7 C
I bottom my tops on the put and vice-a-versa
C C7 F
Some say I times what I mean but sometimes I won't
F C G C C7
I'm a victim of dyslexia but I damn give a don't
[chorus]
F C G C C7
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
F C G C
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
[verse]
C G
My wife she is perfectly normal so it's no wonder she
G7 C
Never could treally and ruly stand under me
C C7 F
But I fair her gave warning the merry first vorning I met her
F G C C7
I said I'm a lysdexic and I may never bet any getter
[chorus]
F C G C C7
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
F C G C
Long-a-Sing long-a-Sing body every long-a-sing
[outro]
G C
Body every long-a-sing time more one!
G C F C
Body every long-a-sing