[Intro]
C
[Verse]
C
Checking in? What’s the last name?
F
Just a sec, a note just came for you…
F
Sorry, we’ve got a problem…
C
It appears that your inclination
F
To end the lives of your fellow countrymen
F
Has made it tough to admit you
G
To the right, if you’d like, is a door to the bottom
G
Of the world - Where you go if you feel lost or forgotten
F
Oh, we know that it’s not at all an ideal system
G C
But the man at the top is just too busy to listen
[Verse]
C G F
To the left is a sort of way station
C G F G
Where you wait if you don’t accept your fate
F
So take your time, we’ll be waiting
C G F
I’ll add a note and we’ll call you -
C G F
But I can say a reply to
G F
Complaints can take a century longer
G
Or, if you’d like, you can do us a particular favor -
F
Just consent, sign your name here on the back of this waiver
G
I admit that it’s not the most attractive of wagers
F G
But compared to who you’re dealing with you’re certainly braver
[Chorus]
C
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
F
To the right that’s where the bad guys go all alone
C
And to the left that’s where the old lost souls say hello
F G C
And so alright, have you made your mind up yet?
[Verse]
C
We’ll send you back but you’re on a mission:
F
Who sent you here didn’t have the guts to face
G# G
The fucking fact that they’d chosen
C G F
To spend forever in torment -
C G F G
Bring em back for their descent to hell
F
Is that a task you can handle?
[Bridge]
G
You’ll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
F
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in heaven
G
When you’re done, see me here and we’ll discuss compensation -
F G
If there’s something I can say, it’s we’re especially patient
[Chorus]
C
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
F
To the right that’s where the bad guys go all alone
C
And to the left that’s where the old lost souls
F
Say hello and so alright, take your time
[Outro]
G
You’ll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
F
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in heaven
G
When you’re done, see me here and we’ll discuss compensation -
F G C
If there’s something I can say, it’s we’re especially patient