[Verse 1]
Gm
You say you work on weekends
F C
At seven in the morning
Gm
And fuck me like an old friend
F C
You say your ex was pretty boring, well me too
Gm
And you walk me to bodegas
F C
I forgot they’re open late night
Gm
Maybe someday I could date ya
Dm C
We play dress up when I might need you
[Chorus]
Bb C
And I’ll still pretend
F F7
That I’m your man
Gm
And you never mind me staying out
C
When you’re at home in bed
Bb C
Oh and it’s a fool
F F7
Who fell for you
Gm
No its not me talking
C
Don’t believe a word he says to you
Dm
Oh let’s pretend
C Gm
You’ll picture me too
[Verse 2]
Gm
So tell me what you’re into
F C
And I can do ya that way
Gm
Throw your back against the window
F C
Leave your clothes on in the hallway, with your shoes
Gm
Show me to your best friends
F C
I’ll wear a brand new t-shirt
Gm
So better first impression
Dm C
Is what I’ll leave you with when it’s all over, with you
[Chorus]
Bb C
And I’ll still pretend
F F7
That I’m your man
Gm
And you never mind me staying out
C
When you’re back home in bed
Bb C
Oh and it’s the fool
F F7
Who fell for you
Gm
No its not me talking
C
Don’t believe a word he says to you
Dm
Oh let’s pretend
C Bb
You’ll picture me too
[Break]
F Gm Bb x3
F
Yeah sha la la la oh
Gm
sha la la la oh
Bb
sha la la la oh
F
sha la la la oh
Gm
sha la la la oh
Bb
sha la la la aaaaaah
[Chorus]
Bb C
And let’s still pretend
F F7
That I’m your man
Gm
And you never mind me staying out
C
When you’re back home in bed
Bb C
Oh and it’s the fool
F F7
Who fell for you
Gm
No its not me talking
C
Don’t believe a single word he says to you
Dm
Oh let’s pretend
C Bb
You’ll picture me too
Dm
Oh let’s pretend
C Bb
You’ll picture me too
Dm
Oh let’s pretend
C Bb
You’ll picture me too