This is the version that appears on the Secret Weapon Revealed At Last album on Spotify.
It differs slightly from other versions.
I'm not entirely sure on the lyrics.
The rhythm of the song is fairly difficult to get a hang of, but it's in 4/4 I think.
Tuning: Half Step Down (D#G#C#F#A#d#)
Chords:
I have absolutely no clue what the second chord is called so I'm going to call it a D# for simplicity.
B: 7-9-9-8-7-x
D#: x-6-7-8-9-x
A: 5-7-7-6-5-x
E7: 0-7-6-7-x-x
G#m: 4-6-6-4-4-x
F#: 2-4-4-3-2-x
B D# A E7
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m E7
B D#
Life is a rehearsal; that's how I can afford
A E7
To make a few mistakes as I make my way
B D#
Along the boards, across the floor
A E7
Down the hall, through the door
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m
Used to be a sweet boy, holding very tight to daddy's hand
E7 B D# A E7
But that was in a distant land
B
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
D# A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B G#m
How many Hail Mary's must a fellow say?
F# E7
If he would erase, oh every bad mistake that he
B F# G#m E7
makes every day for seven days ??? ???
B D# A E7 x2
B G#m
It was a happy time, the happiest of them all
F# E7
After a good show, at the far side bowl(?)
B F#
You leapt in to our arms, we gave you a good throw
G#m E7
You tumbled down the lane, that's when the thingy changed from joy to
B D# A E7
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe
B G#m F# E7
B D#
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B F# G#m E7
End on B