G C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you
G C Am F G
but I will say less than 3 I less than 3 you
C Am F
Your molecules must be moving really quickly
G C Am F G
cause girl you're hot
C Am F
Are you igneous metamorphic or sedimentary
G C Am F G
All I know is baby you rock
C Am F
if god existed I'd thank him for you
G C Am G
but I'm rational and I read a lot of Sam Harris
C Am F
you're beautiful like the font of Garamond
G C
but I wanna see you sans serif
Am G
take your pants off
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am
I observe your quarks oscillating
F G C Am F G
and I'm formulating a g-string theory
C Am F G C
I'm an archaeologist and I'm gonna compute your age
Am F G
yeah I'm wanna absolutely date you
C Am
you make me feel like a male giraffe
F G C Am
I wanna nudge your rump make you urinate and mate you
F G
that's what they do
C Am
the value of my love for you
F G C
cannot be expressed exactly
Am F G
it's more irrational than pi
C Am F G C Am F G
hey Fuck is a legitimate word in Scrabble just FYI
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
you can suck me into the supermassive black hole
G C F G
at the center of your galaxy I'm talking vagina
C Am
I may not be the biggest or strongest
F G C Am F G
but my knowledge of grammar shines
C Am F G
I know how to use the words further and farther correctly
C Am F G
every freaking time
C Am
farther indicates physical distance
F G C Am F G
and further a depth or degree
C Am F
example the moon is getting farther from the earth
G C Am F G
about centimeters annually true fact
C Am F
example you just keep getting further into my heart
G C Am
wait you just keep getting farther into my heart
F G C
no wait you just keep getting further into my heart
Am F G
hang on you just keep getting farther into my heart
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am
if the situation is ambiguous
F G C Am
further and farther can be used interchangeably
F G
that's a rule I knew that all along
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you
G C
but I will say I less than 3 you
Am F G C
please take off your pants