A C#m7 B7sus4 E
Let's go down to the fashion show
A C#m7 B7sus4 E
With all the pretty people that you don't know
D E A D
We'll sit down in the velvet chairs
D E A D
They'll hand awards out for best hair
D E A D
And if we don't win one, well, then
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
A C#m7 B7sus4 E
I smell magic in the room
A C#m7 B7sus4 E
Flashing lights and sonic booms
D E A D
Lovely saps all without a care
D E A D
Nobody said that the world was fair
D E A D
And if they did say so, well, then
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
A C#m7 B7sus4 E
Let's go down to the fashion show
A C#m7 B7sus4 E
With all the pretty people that you don't know
D E A D
We'll sit down in the velvet chairs
D E A D
And hang on tight to our bus fare
D E A D
And if it falls between the seats
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
A E Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair