Verse:
| D | Bm7 |E7 |
I hope that the last the page of your -page novel is missing
|D |Bm7 |E7 |
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang
Chorus:
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
|D |Bm7 |E7 |
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
|D |Bm7 |E7 |
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why
Chorus:
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Bridge:
|Bm7 |A |B7 |
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
|Bm7 |D |G
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up
|G
your trash again
|D |Bm7 |E7 |
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
|D |Bm7 |E7 |
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
But I'm sorry if it ever is
|G |D |G |
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
But I'm sorry if it ever is etc