Capo 3 Standard Tuning
Kiss me I'm Shitfaced
G
I play in a band
C G
We're the best in the land
D
We're big in both Chelsea and France
C G
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
C G D
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
G C G
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
D
These other gals mean nothing to me
C G
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
C G Em
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shit faced
C G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
G
I can bench-press a car
C G
I'm an ex-football star
D
With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.
C G
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.
C G D
I've had far better sex while in jail.
G
I designed the Sears Tower
C G
I make 2 grand an hour
D
I cook the world's best duck flambé
I take the pick of the litter
C G
Girls jockey for me
C G Em
I don't need these lines to get laid
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
C G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
G
I'm a man of the night
C G
A real lady's delight.
D
See my figure was chizzled from stone.
C G
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
C G D
Come last call I'm never alone.
G C G
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.
C G
With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars
C G Em
I'm just here in this dump for the game.
C G C G D
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
C G Am C G
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.
N.C
Eh, fuck it.
Who am I shittin?
G
I'm a pitiful sight
C G
And I ain't all that bright.
D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone.
I'm a cheat & a liar,
C G C D G
No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.
Faster
G
But just give me a chance
C
'Cuz deep down inside
D
I swear I got a big heart of gold.
D C
I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
C D G
Come on honey, lemme' take you home.
C G C G D
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
C G Am C G
In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.
C G C G D
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
C G Am C G
In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.
C G C G D
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
C G Am C G
In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.