On The Amazon
Sung by Don McLean
Words by Clifford Grey and Greatrex Newman, music by Vivian Ellis
From 1927 British musical, "Mr. Cinders"
[Intro]
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There's a danger zone, not a stranger zone
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Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home.
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Full of eerie sights, weird and skeerie sights
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Ev'ry vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites.
[Verse 1]
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On the Amazon the prophylactics prowl,
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On the Amazon the hypodermics howl,
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On the Amazon you'll hear a scarab scowl
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And sting, zodiacs on the wing.
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All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
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Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
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All the parasites that come from Paraguay in Spring...mmmmmm
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Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you,
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And the Fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you.
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Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
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And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes.
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Oh, the Amazon is call-ing me.
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[Verse 2]
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On the Amazon the pax vobiscum bite,
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On the Amazon the epiglottis fight,
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On the Amazon the hemispheres at night all slink,
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Where the agnostics drink.
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All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
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Join the metronomes that live in swamp and flood;
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Then the kodachromes come out and drink their blood, Poor ginks.
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While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you,
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And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you.
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Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes,
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Ev'ry one avoids the deadly stethoscopes.
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Oh, the Amazon is call-ing,
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Yes, the Amazon is call-ing,
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Oh, the Amazon is call-ing me.