G C G
Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere
G D G
Let me lay my sorry trip on you
G C G
Well meet me by the river little darling
G D G
I might just let you see my bad tattoo
G C G
I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't
G D G
It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke
G C G
But there's some change in my ashtray maybe just enough to pay
G D G
For a half-pint of somethin' probably make us choke
CHORUS
G F E
D G
Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family
D G
They'd probably send me back where I belong
C G
Don't wanna hear about your mister right
D G C
Cause he's out of town tonight
G D G
Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong
G C G
I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
G D G
And a tape-deck that works if you kick it hard enough
G C G
And baby if you like to read I've got some great pornography
G D G
And a ten-pound flashlight rolling in the trunk
(CHORUS)
C G
Now do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you
C
Hey would she like to meet my brother
D7
He'll be out of jail in a month or two
(INSTRUMENTAL VERSE)
(CHORUS)
G D G C
Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong - Ah oh
G D G C G
Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong