David Allan Coe
If That Ain't Country (Part 2)
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Well I?m just an old man now, was with scars
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Most of them I got fightin? in them redneck bars
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And a bunch of new tattoos Squench put on me
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Why he covered up the ones I got years ago
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Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe
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And I wasn?t famous then, and I wasn?t free
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Well I grew up in a three room run down shack
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At the foot of a mountain by a railroad track
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Where decent folk don?t go when the sun goes down
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Now daddy work the coal mines and he worked on cars
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And momma?d go to church and daddy?d go to bars
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An most folks just called it the hillbilly part of town
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We had a 55 Chevy when I was fifteen
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I painted it red but I was still green
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S**t I couldn?t even afford to buy gas
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I had a 410 rifle and a Bowie knife too
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Redman tobacco that I liked to chew
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And we?d count the car when the train when past
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And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass
[Chorus]
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If That Ain?t Country, it'll hair lip the pope
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If That Ain?t Country, it's a damn good joke
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I?ve been on The Grand Ole Opry,
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I know Johnny Cash
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And If He Ain?t Country, What?
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Now one of my sisters was a lady of the night
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And then one day she saw the light
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Now she don?t do those things that she used to do
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She never made the funeral when daddy died
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An I said I?d forgive her but I guess I lied
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There?s just no way to hide the way I feel
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Now me and my brother took our sister Diane
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Down to the funeral home to see the old man
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Jimmy was the oldest and Diane was the youngest one
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Now Ray was in the middle and there was me
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And I?m the one at twenty-three
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Who grew up to be that Yankee?s rebel son
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Now times are changin? I?ve heard folks say
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It?s been ten years since my daddy past away
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But I can still picture him in his overalls
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Covered with grease from his head to his feet
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Cussin' the sweat and the Texas heat, and mesquiters
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Standin? by the house where he made his deals
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And around the porch was a bunch of old wheels
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And a couple Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for gas
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There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
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Me and my family we was livin' proof
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A perfect example of poor white trash
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And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass
[Chorus]
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If That Ain?t Country, it'll hair lip the pope
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If That Ain?t Country, it's a damn good joke
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Been on The Grand Ole Opry,
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And I know Johnny Cash
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And If He Ain?t Country, What?
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And If That Ain?t Country, What?
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And If That Ain?t Country, What?
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