[Intro]
D Em G D
[Verse]
D Em
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
G D
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
D D Em
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
G D
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
D Em
A scotsman throws a pole into the air
G D
The alderman all vote in some affair
D Em
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
G D
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Bm C
A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
G D
Professor's working madly in his lab
Bm C
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
G D
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D Em
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G D
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
D Em
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
G D
We all fall in love all the time
Bm C
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
G D
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Bm C
When we wake, we find that it has rained
G D
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
D Em
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
G D
Or rest your weary head and come to me
D Em
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G D
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Bm C
Lullabye
G D
Lullabye
Bm C
Lullabye
G D
Lullabye