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Wild Humans - Cosmo Jarvis
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[Intro]
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
[Main Riff/Verse] x2
D Bm A G
D D/C# C G/B
[Verse]
D Bm
Wrap it up and give it a name,
A
Matters what it is not,
G
Long as when it's a teen
It doesn't smoke
D
Pot like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C G/B
Curse like the rest of us.
D Bm
Raise it up and treat it the same,
A
As you were at that age.
G
Better teach it to read,
D
Look beyond that page,
Read the small print,
D/C#
Gotta read the small print,
C G/B
No-one reads the small print.
D Bm
Send it out and get it a job,
A
Work it to the bone,
G
Is he pulling his weight?
D
He doesn't have a home,
You didn't raise him right,
D/C#
Tv didn't raise him right,
C G/B
He didn't raise him right.
E
[Chorus]
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
[Verse]
D Bm
Shut it up, you're making it cry,
A
Now that he is a her.
G
Guess it didn't fit in,
Just another waste-
D
Er like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C G/B
Curse like the rest of us.
D Bm
Cheer it up and give it a smile,
A
With your middle finger.
G
Now that he is a man,
He will be called
D
Sir like a teacher,
D/C#
Hate all the teachers
C G/B
Leave all the teachers.
D Bm
Split it up and send it away,
A
Therapy now of course.
G
He hates you 'cause he can.
D
A child of divorce
Like the rest of them,
D/C#
Kiss like the rest of them,
C G/B
Kill like the rest of them.
E
[Chorus]
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
- G D
Wild humans for sale,
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
[Bridge/Verse]
D Bm G G
A G
D Bm
Brush it up and give it a slap,
A
He'll never find his world
G
Because he is a boy
And the rest of them are
D
Girls with maturity,
D/C#
They only like maturity,
C G/B
Doesn't have maturity.
D Bm
Dig it up and buy him a stone.
A
He never a made a change
G
And now that he's gone,
You wish you never
D
Paid like a mother should,
D/C#
Like a father should,
C G/B
Die like a human should.
Bm A G D
[Chorus]
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm A G
Wild humans for sale,
D
But the souls will cost you extra. (fade out)