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Em Em/F#
I am not allowed to have feelings
G C
Feelings would complicate this
Em Em/F#
I'm a stupid ugly stuttering asshole
G C
There is no dignity in my anger
Em Em/F#
Mind if I cough in your ear all night?
G C
Mind if I resent you for a year tonight?
Em Em/F#
I am not the type of man
G C
Who can fall asleep in someone else's arms
Em Em/F# G C
Em Em/F#
(Didn't mean to lie...)
G
I love you
C
Sometimes I love you
Em
But it's hard to say
Em/F# G
There are times when I don't love
C
I can't love anything in this world
Em
I want you to know
Em/F#
I want you to know
G
I want you to know
C
I am
Em
But I hope
Em/F#
That you are
G G C
I hope that you're a
G G C (x3)
Em Em/F#
It doesn't matter what I say
G C
If you don't say anything in response
Em Em/F#
The final phrase of my last sentence
G C
Hangs in the air, sounding stupider and stupider
Em Em/F#
Why can't you at least laugh
G C
I tried so hard to find the right words
Em Em/F# G
It's a matter of timing, you only have so long
C
To capture the feeling before it's gone
E Em/F# G C
Em Em/F#
Here is a demo of my latest sentence
G C
I'll fill in the good parts later
Em Em/F#
I'll make it fit together real nice
G C
And cut out all the likes
Em Em/F#
Two days ago was really bad
G C Em
I couldn't get my head straight all day
Em/F#
And everything you said seemed to have an edge
G C
You were disappointed and I didn't know why
Em Em/F#
Eventually it came to a head
G C
Over something as stupid as making coffee
Em Em/F#
You said it was a mistake to ever try and help me
G C
Then you went in the kitchen
Em Em/F#
I drove off to go buy some stuff
G C
Which was a mistake because
Em Em/F#
I didn't want to come back
G C
I just sat in the parking lot
Em Em/F#
And dabbed at my thumb, which was bleeding for some reason
G C
Leaving a trail of red blossoms on the napkin
Em Em/F#
I felt sick and I didn't know what to do
G C
How long would it be before I could face you?
Em Em/F# G C
Flash back to
Em Em/F#
The first angry song I had to hide from you
G
It goes like this
C
I am hiding from you at the
G G C
Q F C (x3)
G G C
C D G Am (x4)
C D
Mikeal and Bryan broke up today
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D
Frankie and Ava broke up today
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D G Am (x2)
C D
Felice and Lanky broke up today
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D
John and Yoko separated for a year
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D G Am (x2)
C D
The Beatles broke up today
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D
Paul said, "I just started doubting everything I did"
G
But you're not like him, no
Am
You're nothing like him
C D G Am (x2)
C D
Your parents and my parents, well, let's not get into that
G
We're not like them, no
Am
We are nothing like them
C D
Degnan and Skippy haven't spoken for a while
G
But we're not like them, no
Am
We're nothing like them
C D G Am (x4)