Bruce Springsteen
"Sell It and They Will Come" (Live 1996/7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erz6QplgCOA
[Verse 1]
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I fell asleep on the couch last night, woke up with the TV on
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There was a woman in tight cotton exercise shorts
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And a big plastic machine she was climbing on
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She said "The Aba-cycle guarantees ten inches off your waist
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And 50 pounds in just 3 minutes a day."
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I went to bed knowing the revolution had been postponed
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And everything was okay
[Chorus]
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You can try it, you can buy it, it'll help you in bed
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But don't be fooled folks, there's only one
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I forget the guy's name but I know somebody said
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Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come
[Verse 2]
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I switched the channels and there was Evel Knievel
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I thought that he was dead
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I found myself sitting there quietly, hanging on every word he said
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"Now folks, the stimulator removes all pain from your life.
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And the best day of your life will be when you try this little device out."
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The camera moved in as he said, "Now, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen,
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Pain is something old Evel knows a little about"
[Chorus]
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You can buy it, you can try it, go right ahead
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But don't be fooled folks, there's only one.
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I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said
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Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come
[Verse 3]
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And a fellow comes on shouting "Free haircuts for life!"
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Somehow you cut your hair with a vacuum cleaner
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And then I switched the channels and there was Dionne Warwick
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Communing with her psychic friends
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I watched for hours, taking warmth, comfort, and pleasure
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In the things that I despise
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Touched by how much they needed me
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And that happy desperation in their eyes
[Chorus]
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You can buy it, you can try it, it'll help you in bed.
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But don't be fooled folks, there's only one.
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I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said
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Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come
[Verse 4]
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So, to Dionne, Cher, and all my late-night friends, I drink to your health
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And Tony Little, America's personal trainer, please kill yourself
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Now I've sold a few things myself in my time, and by the way folks,
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There's some t-shirts on your way outside
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Well, last night I dreamed of lipstick and tight little cotton shorts
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"Harder, faster", she whispered in my ear.
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"One, two, three, four, five"
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Ride, sally ride, girl, ride sally ride.
[Chorus]
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You can buy it, you can try it, it'll help you in bed.
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But don't be fooled folks, there's only one
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I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said
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Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come