[Intro]
C G C F C
[Verse 1]
Dm
She says not to buy her flowers
G7 C
Or big expensive gifts
Dm
She says she don't want jewlery
G7 C
And she doesn't need another dress
F
If I want to show her how much I adore her
C G/B Am
The best way that I've found
C
Is to make sure when I'm finished
G C G C
I put that toilet seat down
[Verse 2]
Dm
We've been to counseling
G7 C
To try and see the ways we could improve
Dm
This thing between us
G7 C C7
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
F
Forget about those getaway vacations
C G/B Am
To romantic coastal towns
C
If you want to say "I love you"
G C C7
Then put that toilet seat down
[Chorus]
F
'Cause in the middle of the night
C
It's cold and it's dark
G
And when I hear my name in vain
C C7
I know I haven't done my part
F
She just wants me to support her
C G/B Am
And the best way that I've found
C
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G C G C
I put that toilet seat down
[Instrumental]
Em A D
F G C G/B Am
F G C G/B
[Bridge]
Am
I know it's kind of funny
F
You can teach a little puppy
C G C
But it's very hard to train a grown man
Am
When I'm all about my business
F
And the path of least resistance
D G
She's the one that suffers in the end
[Chorus]
F
In the middle of the night
C
It's cold and it's dark
G
And when I hear my name in vain
C C7
I know I haven't done my part
F
She just wants me to support her
C G/B Am Fm/Ab
And the best way that I've found
C/G
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G F
I put that toilet seat down
Fm C
Down, down