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always thought my movie
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would be a comedy
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not quite the tragedy that its become
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more slapstick than chickflick
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more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
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So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
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turn on the camera
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someone cue the extras
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hair and makeup to the set
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because the big screen's callin
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final casting call
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its your big shot baby your the next big star
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on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
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it's fallin apart
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headed for the cutting room floor
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and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl