Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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[Verse] CEAmF I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter. I blow other dudes out of the water. I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era. Woah I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts
[Chorus] CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrite. CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Verse] CEAmF Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider inside her I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle midas
CEAmF Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, CEAmF* Oedipus was the first motherfucker.
[Chorus] CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry.. quick pause CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Verse] C* EAmF We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse. CEAmF We got a border in order to keep you out, It's what my NYU essay's about C* EAmF Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess, Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? CEAmF "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger Does my nephew's scent still linger? C* EAmF South of queers, north of hell, The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell CEAmF We guard the border and we guard it well But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell C* EAmF* Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go CE* AmFF* Cause in real life goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
[Chorus] CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrat CE* Am *F I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Outro] CEAmF Bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. CEAmF Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist, CEAmF Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist C* EAmF So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em CEAmF* Take off your bras and burn em, burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em C* EAmF Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let me burn em! CE* AmF Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em!