Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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D I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it Bm I love your heart and your so smart 'cuz you gave away it G I love your sis I love your dad I love your mom A but more than all of the that I love the fact that you are dumb enough DBmGA to not realize everything I've said has been said before D in a thousand ways Bm in a thousand songs GA some with the same four chords (But you'll still love it and let me finger you!)
[Bridge]
DG Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude D When I tell you that I love you boo A I also hope you don't see through D This cleverly constructed ruse GD Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem A And girls' desperate need to feel loved
[Chorus]
DBmG America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us A though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen DBmGA so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[Verse]
I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her just to make sure that they spread it like the plague so I describe my dream girl as really really vague like I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other I love your eyes and their bluish brownish greenish color I love it when you smile, that you smile wide and I love how your torso has an arm on either side If you're my agent you might be thinking "Oh no, sound the alarms you're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms! (But they can't use iTunes so f*** 'em who needs 'em!)"
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff..
[Verse]
DBmGA I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you DBmGA So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you (I love you) DGDA And the parents will always come along, 'cause their little girl is in love DGDA And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong? When you
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff...
D I am a vessel! Bm 666 G Illumanati A Freemasons
[Outro]
DBm We know it's not right GA We know it's not funny but we'll DBm Stop beating this dead horse when it GA Stops spitting out money But until then