Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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CEmDGC and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant?
EmDG an ironic way to die
CEmDGC and whats domain, domain, range (xxy)
EmDGC a kid with too much in his pants
EmDG and two balls minus one,
CEmDG six titles at the tour de france.
GCEmD split a decision with long division,
GCEmD take the circumference of your circumcision
GCEmD live like your data and when you're all "set"
GCEmD put it all together and whatever you get.
GCEmD is new math... GCGD is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five,
thats a nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i"
well i guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA
is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot?
give the pencil to michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion
of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree
of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later)
mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx,
duraflame the unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squaring numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....