Biography:
Bloodhound Gang was a satirical American alternative rock band from Collegeville, Pennsylvania, United States, mixing a punk rock sound with hip-hop and electropop. The group formed in 1988, and they originally traveled all over Pennsylvania, with frontman Jimmy Pop having a strong 'Philly accent'. With a penchant for off-color jokes and a taste ranging from toilet humor to observational comedy, they're ironically named after the kid-detective ring on an 80s PBS kids show.
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Other songs:
- Fire Water Burn
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- The Bad Touch
- The Roof Is On Fire
- Three Point One Four
- Uhn Tiss
- Vagina Song
- Bad Touch
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
- Along Comes Mary
- Altogether Ooky
- American Bitches
- Clean Up In Aisle Sexy
- Dimes
- I Hope You Die
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
- Im The Least You Could Do
- Jackass
- Magna Cum Nada
- My Dad Says Thats For Pussies
- Pennsylvania
- Ralph Wiggum
- Right Turn Clyde
- Screwing You On The Beach At Night
- Socially Awkward Penguin
- Something Diabolical
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
- Uncool As Me
- Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
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Verse 1:
D A D
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into
Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
G D
It had been a While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that
midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
G
I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of
D
Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
A D
Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Chorus:
D A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G
Well I find it's quite a thrill
D
When she grinds me against her will
A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Verse 2:
D A D
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts
kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
G
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
D
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
G
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would
D
wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.
A
And Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation.
D
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Chorus
Verse 3:
D A D
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says,
G
"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a
D
lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
G
"Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm
D
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
A
Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit
D
it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby Formula.
Chorus
Verse 4:
D A D
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The
Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
G
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw
D
Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
G
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
D
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
A
One-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
D
I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
Chorus
Outro:
D A D A D A D A (till fade)
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
================================================================================================
Verse 1:
D A D
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into
Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
G D
It had been a While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that
midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
G
I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of
D
Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
A D
Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Chorus:
D A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G
Well I find it's quite a thrill
D
When she grinds me against her will
A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Verse 2:
D A D
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts
kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
G
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
D
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
G
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would
D
wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.
A
And Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation.
D
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Chorus
Verse 3:
D A D
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says,
G
"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a
D
lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
G
"Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm
D
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
A
Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit
D
it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby Formula.
Chorus
Verse 4:
D A D
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The
Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
G
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw
D
Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
G
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
D
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
A
One-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
D
I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
Chorus
Outro:
D A D A D A D A (till fade)
