[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Fake Tales of San Francisco
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Echo through the room
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More point to a wedding disco
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Without a bride or groom
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There's a super cool band yeah
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With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
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And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
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Practicing their lines
[Chorus]
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I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you
N.C.
I don't want to hear you
[Verse]
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Fake Tales of San Francisco
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Echo through the air
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And there's a few bored faces in the back
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All wishing they weren't there
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And as the microphone squeaks
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A young girl's telephone beeps
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Yeah she's dashing for the exit
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Oh, she's running to the streets outside
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"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
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"The band were fucking wank
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And I'm not having a nice time"
[Chorus]
Bm
I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
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Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
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So all that's left
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Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[Bridge]
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[C-Part]
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He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
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I don't quite know the distance
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But I'm sure that's far
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Yeah, I'm sure that's pretty far
B G
Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
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You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
B
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
E
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[Outro]
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