[Bob]
Cm Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
F G
I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Cm Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
F G
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
[Chorus]
C F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
Dm G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G
I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-
[Louise]
Cm Bb
Let’s be clear I did
F G
absolutely nothing wrong I’m not to blame it’s not my fault
Cm Bb
This is just to say if
F G
Gene had pooped like everyday this would have all just flown away
[Chorus]
C F
But he’ll be outta there in no time
Dm G
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad I’ll find another way
(interlude)
Cm (repeat)
Bob and Louise
Cm Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
Let’s be clear I did
F G
I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Absolutely nothing wrong I’m not to blame it’s not my fault
Cm Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
This is just to say if
F G
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
Gene had pooped like everyday this would have all just flown away
[Chorus]
C F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
But he’ll be outta there in no time
Dm G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G C
I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad I’ll find another way