Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member in 1991, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that have grossed over US$100 million at the box office. He released his first album, They're All Gonna Laugh at You!, in 1993 and it recieved a a Grammy award nomination for Best Comedy Album. He has since released 1996's What the Hell Happened to Me?
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From: [email protected] (DiE U.S. Coordinator) Subject: CRD: Adam Sandler's "Medium Pace"
this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...
C Put your arms around me babe, G Can't you see I need you so? F Hold me close against your skin, G* 'Cause I'm about to begin CCsus4C Lovin' you.
C Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. G Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. F Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. G* CCsus4C Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
C You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. G Push it in and out at a medium pace. F Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. G* CAm Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.
FGCEmAm Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. GF Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people G you work with.
C Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. G Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. F Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. G* C Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
C I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. G You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself. FG Then you look into my eyes, then you realize CGAmEm How much I enjoy loving you. oh. F I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach. GCAmGC Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.