Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member in 1991, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that have grossed over US$100 million at the box office. He released his first album, They're All Gonna Laugh at You!, in 1993 and it recieved a a Grammy award nomination for Best Comedy Album. He has since released 1996's What the Hell Happened to Me?
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock C At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me G How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver F Up and down my face G Sit on the corner of the bed C And watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle C Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out G At a medium pace F Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was G Now shave off my pubes C And punch me in the face F Whoa darlin' G Make me push my dick and balls CBA Back between my legs GF Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show G All the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle C Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy G And watch me whack off F Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head G Tell me to slow down C And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated C I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love G But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself F Then you look into my eyes G And you realize CBAG How much I enjoy lovin' you FG I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach