The Hospital Song
10cc
F/G G
[play 4x ]
F/G
Nobody sends me birthday cards
G
Nobody brings me flowers
F/G
I'm just here for operations
G
I've been out for hours
C F G
When I come too I'll wet my bed
C F G
`Cos when I get mad I sink so low
Am7 G7/B
As matron knows
G C Am
I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G C Am
I get off on what you give to me
Am/G G C Am
Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G F C
I get off on what you give to me
C F F/E
And when I go to that seedy ward
F/D F/C
Up in the sky
F/D F/C
You'll be waiting
F/D F/C F/D F
With a hypodermic needle
Eb
And a graph
Ab Bb Ab Bb Bb7
Ab Bb Ab Bb Bb7
Ab Bb Ab Bb
Here comes the dark
Bb7
(I'm grateful for my anaesthetic)
Ab Bb Ab Bb
Out goes the spark
Bb7
(Delirious and apathetic)
C F G
When I come to I'll wet my bed
C
And when I get well
F G Am7 G7/B
I'll take revenge I'll wreak my wrath
G
On all blood donors
And their sisters
G7/A
Visiting time and flowers
G
When sister brings that bedpan round
G7/A
I'll piss like April showers
Am Am/G G C Am
I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G C Am
I get off on what you give to me
Am/G G C Am
Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G F C
I get off on what you give to me
Am Am/G G C Am
I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G C Am
I get off on what you give to me
Am/G G C Am
Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
Am/G G F C
I get off on what you give to me
C7
And when I go
F Ebmaj7
I'll die of plaster casting love