Three Point One Four by Bloodhound Gang, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Three Point One Four

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Bloodhound Gang was a satirical American alternative rock band from Collegeville, Pennsylvania, United States, mixing a punk rock sound with hip-hop and electropop. The group formed in 1988, and they originally traveled all over Pennsylvania, with frontman Jimmy Pop having a strong 'Philly accent'. With a penchant for off-color jokes and a taste ranging from toilet humor to observational comedy, they're ironically named after the kid-detective ring on an 80s PBS kids show.

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[Into - D,D,D,D, A,A,A, Bm,Bm,Bm,Bm, G,G,G]

D
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
A
Most likely a dyke she just didn't
Bm
excite me
Lefty Yeah but that was alright
G
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
D
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
A
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Bm
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she's a flunky
G
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
D
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
A
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
Bm
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
G
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
D
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
A
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies
Bm
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat
G
gee You know what I really want in a girl
[No chords] Me,

D A
I need to find a new vagina
Bm G
Any kind of new vagina
D
It's hard to rhyme a word
A
like vagina
Bm G
Calvin Klein Kind of North Carolina

[Solo same as intro]

D
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
A
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up
Bm
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
G
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
D
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
A
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
Bm
I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
G
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
D
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
A
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Bm
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
G
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
D
Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
A
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bm
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System
G
gee You know what I really want in a girl
[No chords] Me,

D A
I need to find a new vagina
Bm G
Any kind of new vagina
D A
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Bm G
Kevin Klein Kind of South Carolina

[Solo again]
D A Bm G D
Vagina vagina vagina vagina
A Bm G D
Vagina vagina vagina vagina

[Final solo]